Saturday night, and you're still hanging around
 
 You're tired of living in your one-horse town
 
 You'd like to find a little hole in the ground
 
 For a while
 
 Mm-hmm
 
 
 So, you go to the Village in your tie-dye jeans
 
 And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens
 
 It's like some pornographic magazine
 
 And you smile
 
 Mm-hmm
 
 
 But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
 
 And take you to your special island
 
 Captain Jack will get you by tonight
 
 Just a little push, and you'll be smiling
 
 Oh, yeah, yeah
 
 
 Your sister's gone out, she's on a date
 
 And you just sit at home and masturbate
 
 Your phone is gonna ring soon but you just can't wait
 
 For that call
 
 Mm-hmm
 
 
 So, you stand on the corner in your new English clothes
 
 And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes
 
 Oh, but still your finger's gonna pick your nose
 
 After all
 
 Mm-hmm, yeah
 
 
 But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
 
 And take you to your special island
 
 Captain Jack will get you by tonight
 
 Just a little push, you'll be smiling
 
 
 Oh, oh, oh
 
 Oh, yeah, yeah
 
 
 So, you decide to take a holiday
 
 You got your tape deck and your brand new Chevrolet
 
 Ah, there ain't no place to go anyway
 
 What for?
 
 Mm-hmm
 
 
 So, you've got everything, ah, but nothing's cool
 
 They just found your father in the swimming pool
 
 And you guess you won't be going back to school
 
 Anymore
 
 
 But Captain Jack can get you high tonight
 
 And take you to your special island
 
 Oh, Captain Jack will get you by tonight
 
 Just a little push and you'll be smiling
 
 La-la-la
 
 Oh, yeah, yeah
 
 
 So, you play your albums and you smoke your pot
 
 And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot
 
 Oh, but still you're aching for the things you haven't got
 
 What went wrong?
 
 Mm-hmm
 
 
 And if you can't understand why your world is so dead
 
 Why you've got to keep in style and feed your head
 
 Well, you're twenty-one, and still your mother makes your bed
 
 And that's too long
 
 Oh, oh, oh, whoa, yeah, yeah
 
 
 But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
 
 And take you to your special island
 
 Well, now Captain Jack will get you by tonight
 
 Just a little push and you'll be smiling
 
 
 Oh, Captain Jack will get you high tonight
 
 Take you to your special island
 
 Well, now Captain Jack could make you die tonight
 
 Just a little push and you'll be smiling
 
 
 Yeah, Captain Jack will get you high tonight
 
 And take you to your special island
 
 Captain Jack will make you die tonight
 
 
 Well, now Captain Jack will make you die tonight
 
 Just a little push and you'll be smiling