TURN THIS OFF!

If you're too sensitive, well turn this off
If you're offended by these words then please fuck off
If you're an asshole with a dick
Then that's something I can lick
Then maybe we can call ourselves proctologists

When I first took you out to sushi on a date
You took me home, I sadly pumped away
On your stomach, face or ass
It's your fault that I came fast
So don't blame it on me, that's a you thing