I'm the Man #1 (Censured)

NOT! NOT! NOT!
Now we're glam girls and we take no shit
And we don't care for writing this
The sound you hear is what we like and
I'll steal your pop-tarts like I stole your-
Socks!

Yo man, what's the matter with you?
Sorry, I'll get it next time, I promise
Colleen, beat the beats, the beats you beat
The only thing harder's the smell of my feet
So listen up, 'cause you might get dissed
Go drain the lizard or take a
Chair!

Damn, come on girl, watch the beat!
I'm on your case, I'm in your face
Get you and your father back in place
Step up sucker, understand
Don't you know

I'm the man, I'm the man
I'm so bad I should be in detention
I'm the man
Oh my God
We've got real def rhythms and fresh new jams
You think we got egos but we're just hams
Real shit, top shell and we like to skate
We're never on time we're always
Sleeping!
Late!
Damn it!
The important thing is that you tried
Yeah!

They drink the drinks, the drinks they drank
I put my money in the bank
They cut their crack, they offer joints
We don't do drugs, do you get our-
Meaning!
Point! Point! Watch the beat!

I'm on your case, I'm in your face
Get you and your father back in place
Step up sucker, understand
Don't you know
I'm the man, I'm the man
I'm so bad I should be in detention
I'm the man

For a heavy metal band raps a different way
We like to different and not cliche
They say rap and metal can never mix
Well, all of them can suck on a
Sexual organ located in the lower and abdominal area!
No man, it's dicks!

I'm on your case, I'm in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up sucker, understand
Don't you know
I'm the man, I'm the man
I'm so bad I should be in detention
I'm the man, alight

So, as this rap is winding down
It's plain to see we wear the crown
You know glamthrax is number one
But we don't care we just wanna have...
A festival!
Fun, Colleen, girls just wanna have fun!
Hey, that's a song!
Colleen mailed the mail, the mail he mailed
We are the kinds that all shout hell
We're like a diamond that is forever
And will remain the hardest ever
I'm so bad, it's a crime
NOT! NA-NA-NA-NA-NOT!