Your date has gone home
 
 Now you left on your own sweet own
 
 You're a tough talking friend
 
 Split on you in the bitter end
 
 
 And you look like a fine thing Jerry
 
 yeh you look like a fine thing Jerry
 
 They say you're a star
 
 That's what the boys all say you are
 
 
 I don't see much TV
 
 So you don't mean shit to me
 
 But you look like a fine thing Jerry
 
 Yeh you look like a fine thing Jerry
 
 
 But they got a name for people like you
 
 Yeh they do and they got a name for people like me too
 
 El Macho, El Macho
 
 
 Now they want you to sing
 
 Don't get shy or anything
 
 The boys all here
 
 Gonna buy you another beer
 
 
 ‘Cos you look like a fine thing Jerry
 
 Yeh you look like a fine thing Jerry
 
 El Macho, El Macho