[André 3000 and Bentley Fonzworth:]
 
 
 Ah, such sweet sound
 
 The Fiddler on the Fuckin' Roof
 
 Is that Mr. Bentley Fonzworth?
 
 Indeed, it is, sir
 
 Good day, good sir
 
 How do you do? Look fine
 
 Fantastically well, I am certainly not fine by far
 
 But you could say I'm close to spectacular
 
 Close to spectacular? How so?
 
 Open your eyes, spectacular's right in front of you
 
 Whatever you say, you're spectacular
 
 No, I'm fantastically well
 
 Come on, man, make up your mind
 
 A minute ago, you said you were fine
 
 No, I said I'm "close to spectacular"
 
 But I'm meetin' fine in a minute
 
 Close to spectacular? You said you were "fantastically well"
 
 Exactly
 
 Exactly? Which one are you?
 
 "Close to spectacular" or "fantastically well"?
 
 I am certainly and without a doubt fantastically well
 
 And was close to spectacular
 
 But I must say, good sir, you just pissed spectacular off
 
 And don't even mention "exactly"
 
 But here comes "fine" right now
 
 Oh Lord, she is fine
 
 
 
  [Woman, Bentley Fonzworth and André 3000:]
 
 
 Gentlemen
 
 Behold
 
 A lady