Song About Me

I heard that you heard
That I was writing songs about you
That I was bad mouthing your name
In some shitty bar somewhere
You know how I love
These biased, one-sided conversations
So let's discuss the whos, the whys, the whens, the hows, the wheres
But who really cares

If it was all in my mind
If it was all in my mind
To begin with
If it was all in my mind
If it was all in my mind
To begin with

And I remember her bent over
And knowing that it was the last time
You know the end is near
If she only let's you fuck at night
And when she finally came even though she faked it
It was much appreciated
At least she had the decency
To try to make a sound she thought I'd like
But it's alright

Cause it was all in my mind
Cause it was all in my mind
To begin with
Cause it was all in my mind
Cause it was all in my mind
To begin with

Yeah I heard your song
But I wasn't impressed
So you got your feelings hurt
Now you're feeling depressed
Just because we had sex and it didn't last
Now you want revenge
You want to put me on blast
Don't make me laugh
Remember all the girls you played
And all the lies you told back in the day to get laid
An excuse for Suze
You got a story for Lori
And all those other girls you only called when you were horny
So yeah, it's nothing that you didn't do first
The only difference is that you probably did it worse
So look at the big bad soldier
Declaring holy war on every girl who didn't mean to fuck him over
But karma's a bitch
For hypocrites who kiss and tell
And talk shit about girls who only wished him well
So if you wanna chat
Just stick to the facts
And get at me
From Russia with love, Maddie